The Monsters

Santa Fe, New Mexico

From 8AM - 5PM, Trixie is the manager of a Panera Bread. But at 5:01, she’s just Trixie: queen of the road.

Trixie is living her best life and is here to remind us all to find little ways to do the same.

Trixie

Southport, North Carolina

Tabitha is an anger management counselor. When not encouraging people to take a deep breath, Tabitha can be found starting epic water balloon fights. She’s never gotten in any real trouble, but she’s no longer welcome at Home Depot, Cracker Barrell, or on Delta Airlines.

Tabitha

Freeport, Maine

Meredith is a former professional kayaker and Uber driver. Today she is a criminal defense attorney.

Meredith has never been to law school or passed the bar, but she was see every episode of “Law & Order” (twice) and was once behind Mariska Hargitay at Starbucks.

Meredith has never lost a case and is accepting new clients.

Meredith

Chicago, Illinois

Carl is an accountant. But he’s also very interested in vigilante justice. This is bad news for the red car, who parked in two spaces without consequences for the last time on July 3rd. Carl snapped and gifted the car 36 jumbo marshmallows. It was 93 degrees that day.

Park responsibly, friends. Carl is watching.

Carl

St. Paul, Minnesota

James does not work at Home Goods. James is a beloved theater teacher. He found the apron in the costume bins and has enjoyed “working” at Home Goods occasionally ever since.

James also enjoys Reese Witherspoon movies from the 90s, knitting, and large breed cats.

James

Gilmer, Texas

Steven is a true dream chaser and inspiration to us all. Just look at him. Yesterday, he did not have tacos. Today, he has tacos.

Well done, Steven.

Steven

Boca Raton, Florida

Serafina and her work bestie, Judy, manage the bakery at Whole Foods. The also discovered that they both love jumbo soft pretzels and the Ann Taylor spring line.

Serafina

Anaheim, California

100% of Bob’s treasures are from the faux plants section of Target. The plants are fake, but the joy is real. Let this be a lesson to us all.

Namaste, Bob.

Bob

Scotch Plains, New Jersey

Jeremy is a talented creative director during the week, but on the weekends, he runs an animal sanctuary with his husband. You can find it beside the Dunkin’ Donuts in Woodstock, NY. Beware of the squirrels.

Jeremy

Ocean Isle Beach, North Carolina

Gertie: 9-time employee of the month. Lover of popcorn & retro swimwear. Mother of five.

Gertie is busy, but does not let work get in the way of her fun. Each year she uses 100% of her allotted vacation days and 1 or 2 of someone else’s.

Gertie

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Nailing self care since she was a toddler, Anne reminds us all to take care of ourselves. Juice boxes, bath bombs and chandeliers optional.

Anne

Sydney, Australia

Murphy is not your average teenager. Murphy is a volunteer crossing guard at the local elementary school who also escorts the elderly across busy streets on the weekend. He does all of it on his skateboard while listening to Bon Jovi.

Murphy reminds us that we can all make a difference.

Murphy

Hamburg, Germany

Guster was “supposed” to be a doctor.

Plot twist: Guster is an accomplished opera singer. He speaks four languages and invented the protein waffle.

He reminds us that you can be whoever you want to be.

Guster

Seattle, Washington

Brutus is ill-tempered. Maybe it’s because he’s always out of coffee. Maybe its the neighbor perpetually stealing his wi-fi.

But no matter what, Brutus is the ultimate professional. Some have gone as far to say that he is the best regional manager that the Seattle Verizon retail store has ever seen.

May we all have the work ethic of Brutus.

Brutus

Red Bank, New Jersey

The OG friendly monster, Agnes enjoys the JoJo Siwa shoe line, Mexican Coca-Cola, croissants, and ballet.

She hopes you’re doing ok.

Agnes

Grant, Nebraska

Elmer’s happy place is behind the Olive Garden in Grant, Nebraska. He enjoys reading the classics while enjoying unlimited breadsticks and Sprite under the moon.

Elmer reminds us to find our happy place and go there often.

Elmer